Stuff KMLA Students Like(Chain Writing)

<Food>

KMLA students are always starving. They are always hungry, complaining about the school not feeding the growing teenagers enough. Every breakfast, lunch, and dinner, you can always find the elevators swarmed with students striving to get to the 12th floor. Their primal need seems to have overcome the imminent danger of the elevator crashing down. Students inside the elevator can literally hear the elevator groaning as it strains from too much weight, but no one really seems to care when there is food at the other side of the door.
Students not only risk their health but their colleges for food. Everyone knows how important    keeping their penalty points low is. However, that common sense evaporates from students when they eat instant noodle or order fried chicken. Food violation is one of the most highly penalized violations, but no one cares.

<Romance>

KMLA students have a hankering for sweet, sweet, wonderful romance. After all, they are high school students going through puberty. With no parents to scrutinize them, a wide range of boys/ girls to choose from, all cooped up in tiny space......ah, the dreams of teenagehood. During the birthday performances, the most popular section is about how many boys/girls are attracted to the birthday boy/girl, or if he/she is crushing on someone. KMLA students love hearing about blossoming romance, mainly for the vicarious thrill of it. What does the word vicarious mean here? Well, basically, it means that  IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU, SXXXXX. Enjoy others' romance while you can.

<Gay rights movement>

The 16th wave is probably the most pervert wave since the existence of the school. The details are classified.

<Dues ex Machina>

KMLA students love dues ex machina. I'm gonna use it now.

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